Please join us for a couples baby shower at Denizen Brewing on Saturday, June 10th, from 1-4pm. There will be drinks, food, "bottle" chugging, and sperm cornhole...for the culture. We'd love for you to come out and have some fun celebrating with us. Please RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org
It costs nearly a quarter million to raise a child, so we might as well start trying to fund this by creating a betting market. Entries are $10 and will pay out in a 70/20/10 split for the top three places. The only things we know that you don't are: 1) he's due July 28th and 2) he's in the 67th size percentile.